About Us
Where Great Music, Bad Decisions, and Questionable Talent Unite.
Owl Stone Records is the world’s premiere parody record label, a chaotic creative playground where AI-generated bands, bizarre album concepts, and accidentally iconic musicians come together under one extremely confused roof. We specialize in unleashing music that no one asked for, but somehow everyone ends up loving. From frostbitten metal to emotional teddy bear grunge to aggressively festive holiday thrash, our artists redefine what it means to be “a band”… mostly by ignoring the rules entirely.
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Whether it’s Defrost Popsicles melting speakers, Teddy Bear Suicide crying in toy aisles, Sick Sacks attempting to set up smoke alarms as percussion, or Soon To Be almost releasing another album, Owl Stone Records exists to celebrate creativity in its most unhinged form.
Our Story
It all started, as many great tales do, with an owl, a stone, and absolutely no plan.
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Owl Stone Records was founded on a simple idea: what if we made a record label where the music doesn’t have to make sense, the bands don’t have to behave, and the producer’s gold chain is heavier than the budget?
Thus, Owl Stone Records was born.
In the early days, the label consisted of one owl-themed logo, one producer (the now-legendary Bobby Stone, who once spent an entire session polishing his “B” pendant), and a handful of AI-generated bands who didn’t even know they existed yet. But when the first track dropped, something magical happened; it didn’t sound good, but it sounded gloriously unique. And that was enough.
Suddenly, Defrost Popsicles appeared out of an ice storm with double-bass drums and an unhealthy relationship with temperature. Teddy Bear Suicide wandered in wearing flannel, emotionally unstable but musically powerful. The Night Reapers emerged from a fog machine that no one remembered turning on. Sick Sacks arrived in ripped shirts, smelling like gasoline and destiny. And Soon To Be… well, they showed up late, but they’re trying.
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As the roster grew, so did the chaos. Album covers were created faster than the bands could ruin them, tours were canceled before being announced, and the Fire Marshal politely requested we stop inviting Sick Sacks to company picnics.
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Through it all, Owl Stone Records has stayed true to its mission:
Make music. Make people laugh. And never take anything too seriously… except the logo. The logo is sacred.
